Screw Klondike® Bars, What Would You Do For A Back The F:\ Up T-Shirt?

Here’s How It Works

You want a “Back The F:\ Up” T-shirt, and we want to give you one. But you’re gonna have to work for it.

So here’s how it works. We’re not selling them. Instead, we want you to tell us what you’re going to do to get one. We’re open to pretty much anything, as long as it’s awesome, gives Mozy some props, and doesn’t suck. Here’s how it’s going to go:

1. Submit your proposal to us here .

2. If your idea doesn’t suck, we’ll give you the green light.

3. Once you execute your idea, reply to your proposal acceptance email with:

1. Proof that you did whatever you said you were gonna do
2. Your name
3. Your shipping address
4. Your shirt size

4. Wear your exclusive “Back The F:\ Up” T-shirt with pride, knowing that you are FREAKING AWESOME.

What Should I Do?

We don’t want to hold your hand on this process, but we’ll give you an idea of what will help you get an idea through.

  • Promotional - We’re giving you a free T-shirt. In return, all we want is a little exposure. If you make a video, put Mozy in it somehow. If you have a blog, write a post about how much you love Mozy. If you have a bajillion Facebook friends, tell them that we rock. If you have a cornfield, carve Mozy into it. You get the idea.
  • Entertaining - Like most people, we hate things that suck. Don’t expect to do some crappy, zero-effort idea and get a T-shirt. We will say no if we think you’re sandbagging, and if it’s really lame, we’ll put you in the hall of shame (anonymously, of course, but you’ll know.)
  • Completely Awesome - We’re leaving the proposal up to you so that you can choose to do the thing that you are the awesomest at. Get crazy. Do something amazing. And we guarantee that when you get your shirt and put it on, you’ll feel like you’re putting on sheer awesomeness. Because you are. And all your friends will be jealous.

Anything Else I Should Know?

Just use common sense. We don’t want anything illegal, dangerous, or otherwise bad. These things are not awesome, and we won’t reward stupidity. Other than that, the sky’s the limit. Now get back to work.